May 2012
lewarblers:
We could just get rid of the army and tell a bunch of fan girls the enemy has kidnapped their favourite celebrity
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snake-legs:
that one tumblr user you respect so much but you’re too creepy and socially awkward to make interaction with them so you just watch them from afar and longingly stroke their icon every time they come up on your dash
accurate
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“So, we wrote this song about two years ago. But four years ago, when we started...”
– John Cornelius O’Callaghan V (via weliketoparty-)
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“This is a complicated matter. The heart of the tale and the ideas behind it are...”
– Erin Morgenstern, The Night Circus (via onedayofforever)
some people are so cute i just wow congratulations on your dna
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run baby run
don’t ever look back they’ll tear us apart
if you give them the chance
don’t sell your heart
don’t say we’re not meant to be
run baby run
forever will be
you and me~
Umbridge: You applied first for the Defence Against the Dark Arts post, is that correct?
Snape: Yes.
Umbridge: But you were unsuccessful?
Snape: Ob
Umbridge:
Snape:
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Snape:
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Umbridge:
Snape: viously.
how fangirls communicate
Fan 1: AKJSHDKJAHSDKJSA
Fan 2: I know. I know. I understand.
raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are one of the reasons i have trust issues
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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biznasties:
if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart
me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
groovymuttations:
what do hipster blogs fight about
“are you fucking stupid obviously that’s a periwinkle filter on her vintage camera, not a turquoise ”
pe teacher: you got a horrible time on the mile
me: it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop
fish: what is air
patkirch:
shoutout to jack barakat for being jack barakat
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
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Zodiac Fears
Aries - separation/detachment
Taurus - change
Gemini - being alone
Cancer - feeling unloved
Leo - being ignored
Virgo - disorder
Libra - anything extremely unbalanced/making a wrong decision that'll destroy their life
Scorpio - failure and inadequacy
Sagittarius - being controlled
Capricorn - being misunderstood and not being good enough
Aquarius - being locked in
Pisces - upsetting others and rejection
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syntheticcreativity:
I’m spending so much time on the life. It’s ruining my internet.
“Shyness is a curious thing, because, like quicksand, it can strike people at any...”
– Lemony Snicket (via vanished)
peetaslongbun:
Can we please take another moment...
snoopdong:
Shhh
do you hear that?
It’s the sound of millions of suburban white teenage girls clicking away on facebook to prepare their “Summerr 2012 babyy” photo albums
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Katniss: You're okay. Look, see? You're okay.
Rue: *gets speared*
Katniss: It's okay. You're okay. You're gonna be okay.
Person: do you have a boyfriend?
Me: are you making fun of me
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just imagine it. you are walking past a bakery. just somewhere. anywhere.
and you go in and you are examining the thick luscious bread.
thinking : what should i get? sourdough? ciabatta?
and then, someone taps you from behind on the shoulder. it’s a soft touch, but firm.
his voice is sweet but strong, when he asks you “i think you should take the cheese buns”
you turn around, and...